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Witticisms Found

I don’t claim to be particularly witty; though I do tend to be sardonic on occasion and have been known to pun-ish those around me a bit too much. But I do rather enjoy witticisms found. Here are the ones I’ve found particularly insightful, humorous, or both.


2007 - 09 - 14

This is, supposedly, a snippet of conversation noticed in an online chat room…

    <Kuiper> Well, it rained today, but as a whole it's been warmer than it was
    last week.

    <kikuichimonji> Why does it seem like every time you join this channel, you
    end up talking about the weather?

    <kikuichimonji> Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of
    any events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the
    weather?
read the rest…

2007 - 09 - 06

The Washington Post’s “Style Invitational” column once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners…

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2007 - 09 - 06

“Life is simpler when you plow around the stump” and 39 more aphorisms in cowboy terms.

read the rest…

2007 - 05 - 01

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now comes a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true.

read the rest…


A wise man will not leave the right to the mercy of chance, nor wish it to prevail through the power of the majority. There is but little virtue in the action of masses of men.

Henry David Thoreau
Resistance to Civil Goverment, 1849

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