Witticisms Found

I don’t claim to be particularly witty; though I do tend to be sardonic on occasion and have been known to pun-ish those around me a bit too much. But I do rather enjoy witticisms found. Here are the ones I’ve found particularly insightful, humorous, or both.

2007 - 09 - 14

This is, supposedly, a snippet of conversation noticed in an online chat room…

    <Kuiper> Well, it rained today, but as a whole it's been warmer than it was
    last week.

    <kikuichimonji> Why does it seem like every time you join this channel, you
    end up talking about the weather?

    <kikuichimonji> Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of
    any events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the
    weather?

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2007 - 09 - 06

The Washington Post’s “Style Invitational” column once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners…

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2007 - 09 - 06

“Life is simpler when you plow around the stump” and 39 more aphorisms in cowboy terms.

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2007 - 05 - 01

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now comes a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true.