This is, supposedly, a snippet of conversation noticed in an online chat room…

    <Kuiper> Well, it rained today, but as a whole it's been warmer than it was
    last week.

    <kikuichimonji> Why does it seem like every time you join this channel, you
    end up talking about the weather?

    <kikuichimonji> Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of
    any events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the
    weather?

    <kikuichimonji> Let's think of something for you to talk about other than
    the weather.

    <kikuichimonji> I mean, we barely even know anything about you, other than
    where you live.

    <kikuichimonji> Let's start there.  What do you do for a living?

    <Kuiper> I'm a meteorologist.

Emailed to me by someone who found this on bash.org (quote 803904). NOTE: I'm not recommending that site, it is mostly crude and vulgar; I'm just giving the requisite credit for the source.